Fall is just what it sounds like.
People react to fall in many different ways.
This particular person just can’t get over the fact that it is a little less than balmy outside. So what! Get a coat! I’m not trying to be mean, but I mean come on! Listening to you complain day in and day out about how you can’t wear a tank top and shorts anymore! There is a lot of good things about fall, okay? You particularly are hurting fall’s self-esteem! How about instead of complaining that you are cold, enjoy a cup of HOT apple cider. Or, instead of complaining about the wind GO INSIDE!!!
This is basically the person who can't get over the fact that it IS fall. Let's put it this way, if there were Fall carols this person would sing them 24/7. During every other season this person goes into a natural hibernation-like state.
FALL-AHOLIC: “Hi! My name is_____!
Me: Hi there! So, How's the fall season treating ya?
Fall-AHOLIC: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!??!?!?!?!??? FALL IS THE BEST EVER SEASON! The leaves, the wind, the HOT APPLE CIDER! HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE FALL!!!
ME: I NEVER SAID THAT-!
FALL-AHOLIC: FALL AND ME ARE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, AND WHEN YOU INSULT FALL, YOU INSULT ME!!
ME: WHOA! Could you back up a little, thanks...
END OF INTERVIEW (FOR SAFETY REASONS)
In the Berkshires there are many fun fall things to do! Lots of FestiFalls and such.( The Berkshires is a very PUNNY place…*KNEE SLAP!*) I am ashamed to say that I am friends with many pathological Fall-ers. A Pathological Fall-er is someone who you make plans with to hang out in fall.
EXCLUSIVE PHONE CONVERSATION WITH PATHOLOGICAL FALL-ER
Key- M=Me, F=Faller
M:So, do you want to hang out today?
M: I Think that there is a festiFall later today…
F:Yeah,Yeah, no sure! uhuh...Ok BYE!
M:UM,YEAH BYE I GUESS...
Intelligent readers will notice that the Pathological Faller sounded distant or even non-engaged, this is because the chances that they will show up are about 1 in 1000, because the pathological Faller is spending this season watching Netflix, in their room, alone.
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