I don’t like flying,
When I do I feel like whining.
When people say “Winnie the Pooh”
I say what, who?
Cats are my favorite,
Some people may disagree,
Rats aren’t funny,
When I say that they back away.
Earth is a definite planet,
When I see fake ads claiming things,
I say “can it”?
I may like writing words, but I also like birds.